On the phone at work
Guy at work: I'm just having one of those days, you know? I'm not thinking straight anymore. I need to go home and have a sno-cone.
Me: Yeah, me too, only I'm going to put triple sec and tequila in mine and call it Margarita.
There's a Poem (or several) in My Referrer Logs
Two climbers were climbing in the Scottish
Boone's Farm
"Greetings From Far Away"
You should be warned that the following joke can be infuriating:
Outer Banks Liquor Stores=
Mental Sewage
Ghost Pictures:
Everybody Poops
I want a black
How old is Cindy Preszler?
--Wiliam Artist, Hong Kong
"Kelly Ripa's legs:
Both sides NOW, Clannad."
--Cindy Preszler
Bob Schultz
Harley Davidson,
Roald Dahl, Candide and
Mosquitos in Alaska
"Twist a bead, Bo."
"Sure, Christy."